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This may be Man’s greatest flaw: that however well hung he is he cannot give himself a good rogering. You may be long enough to reach yourself (which would be quite an accomplishment. Congratulations!) but then, if you got excited, … Continue reading →

She liked the Village because the lack of grid and the lack of numbers and the general lack of order left her feeling somewhere outside of New York in a foreign land where things were done differently than in NYC. … Continue reading →

I’ve been thinking about you, and all I’m going through in my heart and it’s true that it’s difficult. While there’s also great joy for this bouncing boytoy, I know still you destroy with insults. And yet I must try, … Continue reading →

Occasionally, I return to the alternate reality where Paul McCartney opted to keep the original filler lyrics to “Yesterday”: “Scrambled eggs. Oh, my baby, how I love your legs.” Johnson opted to stay in office for an additional term. Sgt. … Continue reading →

On Help!, that little Beatles’ album, Paul McCartney (heard of him?) has a few songs in a row. They’re listed as Lennon/McCartney, like they always are, but usually, the singer is the primary writer and often the style kind of … Continue reading →

I was sitting at the singer/songwriter club checking out the exit as was often my wont when this exceptionally beautiful girl entered, dressed to the eighteens (you know: to the nines, but doubled?). She was in tight pleather high heels, … Continue reading →

In the time that you’ve been gone I found another lover. She pleases me as good as you; one’s as good as another. She could be your twin: she’s thin, she’s sweet and fine and good. The only difference is … Continue reading →

So, here is how it’s gonna go: I have a warning. And I’ve got to let you know about the danger of what’s been happening and how you need to be aware of everything. Since we met all those several … Continue reading →

The plan was laid. The bet was made. We had settled on the trade if I should win and you would lose because of options you might choose I am sure that you would find the opposite of peace of … Continue reading →

You know how it is for me now. You know that I can’t live without you right. That is simply unacceptable. I cannot live this way needing someone so desperately. I’ve gotta dry out on you immediately. I’ve gotta stop … Continue reading →