Monthly Archives: February 2012

Suck Wintergreen

SUCK WINTERGREEN This is not a poem yet, just a series of words – ideas, really. This is the kernel, the beginning, the first step to something greater, more important, resonant and relevant. This is the start of what could … Continue reading

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Uncle Green

UNCLE GREEN It took some time – some years – for you to get your hands on the prize. For a while, you were led to believe that it didn’t exist but eventually, you were able to divine its location … Continue reading

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Stevie

STEVIE Come downstairs. Join me. Let’s go out for some pizza. It’s been a strange day and I need to talk to someone about something. I don’t know if I want to talk about the day or what it made … Continue reading

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The Improvisational Poetry of a Comedian

Rob Shapiro wrote: “What the fuck is with you, BITCH?” He did it; not me.

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Right to Choose

RIGHT TO CHOOSE So: It’s been a while since you decided to become handicapped, to live your life with disability and, while I respect your right to make that decision, I’ve gotta ask, how’s it working out so far? You … Continue reading

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Much Too Late

MUCH TOO LATE This is where it happened. This is where they played their farewell show to a packed room of devoted fans love professing undying love and devotion and proffering tears and dollars for the last chance to buy … Continue reading

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Bad Fit

BAD FIT Don’t pout. Don’t cry. She wasn’t right for you. It is for the best, believe it. She is not right for you. That perfect blonde with the perfect breasts and that perfectly fuckable mouth that said in perfectly … Continue reading

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Dinner Date

DINNER DATE This evening could have had a very different trajectory. If you had worn a different dress – with less lace and tasteful rips – or I had drunk with somewhat less abandon or something closer to restraint… If … Continue reading

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All Apologies #459

ALL APOLOGIES #459 To all you fuckers who complained about me eating a sandwich on the train right up on top of you yesterday: In retrospect, I was hasty in my reaction It was rude of me to push that … Continue reading

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Wins

WINS When you dare, you will fail. Even if you succeed eighty eight percent of the time – hell, NINETY eight percent – there’s still those small percentage points of you being a failure and nothing can take that away … Continue reading

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