A PRODUCT REQUEST

More boob.
The photos you send me online
should show
more boobage
and more fishnet
and more slut.

The cleavage quotient
that you provide
is diminished, deteriorated
and takes too long to download.

There should be more of the dirty
less of the prim.
Provide me with appropriate sexschwa
to get me through the night
and half past morning.

Give me precisely what I want
with none of what I don’t.
This really shouldn’t be too hard
to figure out.
More sleaze, please,
and make it free-er.