TO THE GUY I TRIPPED ON ON MY WAY TO THE STAGE

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
You fucking retard.
Why would you stand there
knowing I was coming this way?
Didn’t it occur to you
that someone important
might be ready to come through here?

Did you really think
that was the best place
to leave your feet,
right where
I could step on them?

I almost stubbed a toe!
You better watch where I’m going
next time
or it could get ugly
for all of us
– but mostly you.