Lessons for the Generations


Mom, Dad:
The molestation has got to stop.
it makes a fellah feel loved
but not in the ways this fellah wants
these days.

I know:
You were brought up in different times
with different expectations
believe me
molesting your children
is no longer in vogue
especially when the your kids are in their forties.
Not cool, Mom.
Not cool, Dad.

Mommy, Daddy, set me free.
Quit all this molesting me.
My wife is quite annoyed, you see;
my kids ask why they’re both let be.

STOP all the incessant inappropriate touching
– or at the very least,
start charging me less.

About Jonathan Berger

I used to write quite a bit more.
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