A family named Steinberg
might not care so much about Easter.
A family named Steinberg might not eat ham.
A family named Steinberg is pretty unlikely to not know the shape of a parallelogram.

A family named Steinberg will spend little money
and tell jokes real funny out on the Borscht Belt.
A family named Steinberg won’t clean out the coffers before bartering offers for Chanukah gelt.

A family named Steinberg has better things going
than bonnets a showing on Easter Parade.
No, that kind of cohort would more likely just snort
before signing up to give Israel aid.