Monthly Archives: March 2016

I am so glad you guys ended up together. In retrospect it seems really obvious and natural. You two deserve happiness and you deserve each other and I’m happy that it worked out so well so elegantly. There is some … Continue reading →

If you were here maybe you’d say the right words. Perhaps you’d be willing to talk to me telling me it will all turn out all right because it always does except when it doesn’t. If you were here you’d … Continue reading →

I am trying to remain friends with even the stupid people in my life: the mouth breathers the mongoloids the moron Trumpet strumpets… Little as I’m interested in arguments about religion or politics or fashion I know I need their … Continue reading →

Your kisses are strange. They are full mouth no tongue ill-timed affairs that always leave me wondering what we’re doing and hungry for more. Your kisses have the taste of the occasional cigarette you smoke the frequent garlic you eat … Continue reading →

I think we can both agree this is a tough world we’ve been placed in a location that can be cruel without reservation that can thoughtlessly destroy the week. It is wise then is it not to avoid being weak … Continue reading →

It seems as if after a season of crisis a quiet has come across the land. We may still walk on eggshells for some time to come but there is peace in the valley tonight. We will all keep our … Continue reading →

My therapist tells me to go for it. my therapist says it’s a sure thing. My therapist explains to me to never look a gift horse in the mouth but then I remind him of the counter-cliche about Greeks bearing … Continue reading →

I don’t know if you’ve been following my blog where I put my poems (the one at jonberger.com) but if you saw the one where I called you a fucking cunt keep in mind it was written last week. It … Continue reading →