I can tell by your look
what you want to say.
But before you say it
take a closer look.
Just take in
what you see before you.
This is maybe
the most expensive cybernetic shark-slash-sewing machine on the market
– and I got it for a great price.
I know you think we can’t afford it
you’re gonna have to trust me:
this will change our lives.
We’ve never really had the chance
to sew with sharks before
– you know you want to –
and this is the just best opportunity.
Believe me: it was a really good buy.
I couldn’t turn it down.
If you ever see an opportunity like this
you just have to take it.
Well, I did.
It was almost a biological requirement.
And don’t worry.
we’ll get most of the kids’ college fund back.
if we ever give up this astounding addition
to our household.
I get it.
You’re on the fence.
Take some time.
Think if over.
Consider the options
and I’m sure you’ll see
how this will change you and me