Nobody came to your last fucking show
because you neglected to invite anyone, dipshit.
If you made the first kind of effort
to encourage people to see you
maybe they would’ve considered making an appearance.

I mean, it’s conceivable.
What is not conceivable, nimrod,
is that people will make an appearance
if you don’t invite them
if they don’t know about it
if you keep silent about your aims.

It’s not rocket science
not brain surgery
nor Rubik’s Cube completion.
It’s not that hard to put it together:
if you build it,
they will come.
If you build nothing,
why would anyone give a shit?

In any case, idiot,
your complaining
to the few who arrived
about the many
many many many
who opted to cop out
of something nobody knew about
is pointless and, of course,
the simple height of bad taste.

Also,
you smell.