If you fuck me,
I’d really appreciate it.
If you would fuck me,
it could be such fun.
It might be a story
you tell all your friends,
’bout when you fucked that one guy
and then run.

I’d buy you a dinner,
if you wanted to fuck,
or go off mud-wrestling
to touch in the muck.
I see options aplenty,
were we to go there.
You could go down to town.
I could kiss all your hair.

Just please keep in mind
the chance we might fuck
It could be at my place.
It could be in your truck.
If there’s ever a time,
or a place, or a way,
I would love to go sex you,
unless I am gay.