Lars seems great.
He’s smart and tall
and definitely into you.
So attentive.
So attractive.

You could do a lot worse than Lars
– hell, I know you have,
a dozen times.
Lars is a catch
and I’m proud of you
for persevering past
all those toads you once tongued
(present company included)
to get to this happiness
you so richly deserve.

You deserve everything.

You deserve peace and satisfaction
and the passion that
only that prince of a guy can provide.
After so long,
so many years with schmoes like me,
to at last love Lars?
Congratulations.
You did it.

What was that?
Did you say something?
Nothing?
I could have sworn…
Anyway, about Lars…