Look, let’s get down to brass tacks.
There is really no question
we’re all looking for things from one another.
It’s human nature
and if our means of exploitation
are mutual,
or at least complementary,
then it’s to the good.
If they’re not
then we can just walk away
no harm, no foul.

It’s no big deal.
It’s no shame.
It’s just that we don’t seem to be on the same page.
And that applies to us.
You seem to be looking for a mentor
a wise geezer to inform you
of right and wrong,
good and bad,
left and conservative,
while I, on the other hand,
am seeking someone who will let me
ejaculate on her cat.

I might be willing to negotiate
just a bit
providing you some insight
regarding my experience and wisdom
in exchange for
just a little alone time with Whiskers.

The choice is yours.