Every mistake yields a story, right?
So, at least, today will provide some good stories.
Some excellent stories.
Some world-changing, bone-shaking
unwoke-awakening stories.

Today’s the kind of day
that will bear out epics,
from which ballads will be writ,
the kind of day that colossal tomes
will be dedicated to
detailing every aspect of every moment that transpired
and all events that were thus evinced.

It’s been quite a day.
Maybe we’ll even learn something from it
if we make it through.