I don’t want to leave anything on the table
but I’m pretty sure if I put everything out there
just blow my wad all at once
give you all I’ve got
in one fell swoop
it’ll just be too much
and you’re gonna be freaked out
by the entirety
and I’ll have thrown away my shot
which would have made this all for naught.

So all
or nothing?
Or something in between?
I don’t think I have that sort of capacity
but I really want you to know
how important this all is
so I guess
before we got any further
let me just ask
do you really have it in you
to try the 100 ounce steak?