If you don’t know what I’m saying
you could always ask
but that’s gonna help
only thirty two percent of the time
as listening to others
is not one of my greatest strengths
even when others happen to be myself.

I guess you could just try listening more carefully
but maybe fourteen percent of my language
is completely made up
(not completely, actually.
It’s based on English, certainly,
but barely theorematorically)
so that’ll just juke the stats somewhat.

I guess the best way
to understand what I’m saying
is to be telepathically engaged with me
but I can’t imagine why anyone
would want that.

If you can,
would you mind being telepathically engaged with me now
so I could understand
why
anyone would ever want
to do that?