Everybody loves the clown.
Not A clown
in the paint and lipstick
and floppy shoes,
but THE fool.
Everybody wants to see the schmuck get his
which is why everybody wants you
to pick yourself up
after this last mishap.

Just get up on the bike again
and get ready to crash it
even more hilariously than before.
That’s all we can ask of you
and all we can expect.

Just start over
and find a way to start
with the new season
as if nothing were wrong.
That’s the way
we’ll get further jollies out of you.
That’s how we’ll meet our ratings’ goals.
Can you do it?
Are you ready
to fail and fail again?