If you don’t want my advice
then why are you in earshot
when I shout it?
If you have no interest
in my opinions
then why won’t you gag me
to shut me up?
If you feel my opinions
are so ignorantly formed
so ill-advised
so ridiculously under-informed,
then why am I the one
with the eloquent bullhorn
with which to make my bulleted points
so widely distributed?
You have no answers
for my excellent arguments
do you?
You never do, scarecrow.
That’s why the woodsman
always wins.