I’m not entirely sure what to tell you.
You asked for a thing
and I produced the thing.
you had a timeline
that I was unable to meet
but I think, frankly,
it was unrealistic,
and not properly discussed in advance.
Had I known when you expected delivery,
really, then surely
I’d have furnished the thing in a timely fashion,
and it’s here
and here we are
and the trees are much more affordable now
so merry Christmas
and happy President’s Day, to boot.