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Holy shit! I just realized that I didn’t think to hunt down the post-Easter candy sales. All those expired eggs half off, and I missed them all. Do I no longer seek out deals? Have I become health conscious? Has … Continue reading →

You don’t deserve Manhattan. Your attitude and prejudices simply do not serve the city and leave you looking like a parasite. You think there is nothing here but instead there is everything. I just saw a zombie on the upper … Continue reading →

I wrote this poem without my glasses and I want to say that, like a blind man, my other senses compensating making the composition easier, but in reality eerutjomg anpit tje [rp cess was omcredon;u dofoci; don’t you think?

The flowers you sent have at last stopped withering. Everything dies.

When I woke up I knew what the day would bring and had a good sense as to what the next few years would be like. I had reasonable expectations of what was to come. By mid-day, little had changed. … Continue reading →

They used to hold me down to clip my nails because I was so afraid that my skin would get cut accidentally in the process. The terror was real and beyond my control. I would shiver and strike out against … Continue reading →

Let me give you some advance warning: When we give our wedding vows mine will not be memorized. I’ll have written them right before the wedding so the ideas will be most fresh. I’m gonna make sure we get to … Continue reading →

At last with a jester dubbed the King of America the establishment can begin to reward those corporations with the foresight to support this administration. Legislation can be revised so that premier organizations such as ours will reap the rewards … Continue reading →

When you’re driving with this really pretty girl and your car runs out of gas but for real, though, actually runs out of gas and you’re embarrassed about the cliche but not actually thinking about making a move because this … Continue reading →

Back in college – so just a few years ago – I was part of a committee where the leader asked for volunteers to shuttle people by Chevy into the town. One girl proudly raised her hand. “I would,” she … Continue reading →