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I am trying to remain friends with even the stupid people in my life: the mouth breathers the mongoloids the moron Trumpet strumpets… Little as I’m interested in arguments about religion or politics or fashion I know I need their … Continue reading →

Your kisses are strange. They are full mouth no tongue ill-timed affairs that always leave me wondering what we’re doing and hungry for more. Your kisses have the taste of the occasional cigarette you smoke the frequent garlic you eat … Continue reading →

I think we can both agree this is a tough world we’ve been placed in a location that can be cruel without reservation that can thoughtlessly destroy the week. It is wise then is it not to avoid being weak … Continue reading →

It seems as if after a season of crisis a quiet has come across the land. We may still walk on eggshells for some time to come but there is peace in the valley tonight. We will all keep our … Continue reading →

My therapist tells me to go for it. my therapist says it’s a sure thing. My therapist explains to me to never look a gift horse in the mouth but then I remind him of the counter-cliche about Greeks bearing … Continue reading →

I don’t know if you’ve been following my blog where I put my poems (the one at jonberger.com) but if you saw the one where I called you a fucking cunt keep in mind it was written last week. It … Continue reading →

Maybe you’re right and you could never learn to love me but really how will you know unless you try? I think I can make a compelling case as to why we should be together. I’ve already rehearsed a series … Continue reading →

You can’t do better than that and deep down you probably know it. You know there is no gold pot at rainbow’s end or sunset ride past the horizon or happy ending after that pricey massage. Fate is not so … Continue reading →

There is something quite satisfying in striving in struggling in attempting to do as much as you can – to do everything you can in the service of a goal. Even if you fail simply endeavoring straining towards something even … Continue reading →

Thank you for the date. It was very very pleasant. You were polite and friendly and didn’t order anything outrageous and you smelled nice, too, You kept your more ridiculous opinions to yourself and didn’t challenge my most ridiculous opinions. … Continue reading →