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What you are going through is something I cannot be bothered to understand. Your problems may be large certainly, but they are not mine and, respectfully, I wish you’d shut up and let me get to my dinner in peace.

Just a block from here is where it stood. On the sixteenth floor through the second elevator bank by the end of the hall is the Office that formerly held The Comics Code Authority. I know. I was there once. … Continue reading →

The Times tells me that the overweight are at lower risk of dying which fits well with my long-term plans. If weight decreases the threat of mortality then my greater girth may grant me immortality – and soon, if my … Continue reading →

The donut flies too often, too poorly. The donut flies when flung and then, never again. The donut flies after frying and before dying. Sigh.

In the midnight tunnel abandoned by all others the hardy two sit together, talking, holding, dancing in shadows becoming one in ways simpler than carnal. They share secrets, history, pleasures that few others have ever known for none have ever … Continue reading →

Santa’s ass is getting fat I think it’s all the cookies that we serve him every Christmas night. His chance of slimming down? Quite slight. Santa’s jowls are drooping down a creepy geriatric clown if weight watchers he skips, I … Continue reading →

For… Christmas? What do I want for Christmas? Is that what you’re asking? Really? Is this idle curiosity or are you actually offering something? Well, I guess I’d like you bound, goggled in leather and tinsel beneath my well-lit tree. … Continue reading →

I’ve been trying to figure out just what it is about you that reaches me in that special place that is only for you. Someday, I hope to understand my feelings for you. I want to know what it is … Continue reading →

History will reflect poorly on this show. The reviewers will not know what to make of the self-reflective nature of the words or the hyper-critical tone of the narrator who surely could have spent more time on the content and … Continue reading →

It’s important that you understand that no matter how much I love you – which is quite a lot like, two loads, actually – what I love most about you is your long, lovely lustrous hair. Your hair is what … Continue reading →