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It was late in the game when the opportunity unfolded: “You can join our band, our nation-touring record-selling drink-devouring band, after we’ve put in so many years flying our freak flag telling the kids to follow. You want to be … Continue reading →

Sixteen, blueballed,bent all out of shape by a fucking school filled with hundred dollar grooms, folk stars and soldiers of misfortune, I was nothing but a dope smoking moron, white and lazy, treatment bound. I had nothing. I was nothing … Continue reading →

LES IS Les is a moron. Not that it’s a bad thing but don’t cheat off of his tests or have him do your taxes or, you know, pick up lunch. Les is a moron. He repeated first grade, but … Continue reading →

IMAGINATION AND EXCUSES The boys who promise you the moon are liars – or misleaders, at the least. If they had moons to offer, why not simply wrap and present? It’s because they don’t have no moon stupid – they … Continue reading →

YO YO ZERO This burger here? It needs a grease job. Just slobber that lovely lubrication all over this baby – don’t be shy. Slather. Spread. This burger needs it. It needs something different from the regular state of affairs. … Continue reading →

CHICKEN WINGS Oh, fuck! Look outside. Witness the wonder. Experience the puffy clouds the sunny sun the sheer aching glory of this cock-smashingly gorgeous day. This is not a day for arguments with associate – spirited and cantankerous they may … Continue reading →