MacManus Group Memo – Eight

To all concerned:
bathroom breaks
will now be timed.
Whether number one or two,
bathroom events
and cigarette breaks
and private phone calls
and coffee sips
will no longer be subsidized
by MacManus Group salary installments.

For any instance
of failing to earn your employer liquid currency,
please punch the clock in
and then out.
This also includes time
spent ready company memos.
That will be all.

Back to work.

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