Monthly Archives: April 2017

Where’s your friend? I haven’t seen her around lately. She hasn’t responded to any of my texts or my IMs or emails or calls. If you see her around let her know I’m thinking of her and would like her … Continue reading →

I always assumed that with the right workout, the right job, if the right opportunity came my way, I might find some strategy through which I could somehow become worthy of you. I was certain that some combination of self-improvement … Continue reading →

If you build it well, you needn’t replace it. If you plan for forever, it’ll likely last. No one ever does that but I shall try. I will fight the demons of planned obsolescence and make something for the ages. … Continue reading →

Hey, I just wanted to check in. Are you feeling better? The headache’s gone? Is your hair all washed? How about the cat? Is she feeling all right now? I’m hoping you’ve had your Me Time and you don’t have … Continue reading →

The poem you wrote thirty years ago that you showed me twenty seven years ago has stayed with me since. It made me think about gender politics in a way I hadn’t before at a time when I was young … Continue reading →

So, if you’re in the back yard bushes of some high school house party and you’re blowing some guy you just met because you’re really drunk and he says you have nice eyes and he’s getting a little rough with … Continue reading →

The radio host said “A woman could have solved cancer 200 years ago, probably, but her family told her to go back into the kitchen and cook and clean. So we still have cancer.” The radio host is clever but … Continue reading →

I just want to be left alone why can no one understand that? If they just leave me be this will all be over so much quicker. I was pretty upset when I stormed up here locking myself away from … Continue reading →

No, this is important. You have to take some responsibility for what you selected. If you ordered it you gotta finish it. Despite your fullish attitude you gotta eat that food, dude. You know there are people starving in China, … Continue reading →

Excuse me but you are at a booth that seats six and you’re eating alone. If you could perhaps move to a smaller table one appropriate for a group your size my friends and I would very much appreciate it. … Continue reading →