Monthly Archives: June 2017

It was the fall of Winter when I first made her smile. It may have been the last time, too. Since that warming day and all the heat she produced I have been circling following questing and hoping for some … Continue reading →

Well, I see it now: I lost and you won, as if it was ever actually a contest between us. No, I have lost her heart and you, clearly, have gained the greatest prize that any could ever treasure. In … Continue reading →

This one perhaps will make the difference. This one, possibly, will change it all. This plate of fried goods may be the one to finally fill all the emptiness within. Something must complete me; let it be this french fry. … Continue reading →

Well, the president’s done it again and this time he’s gone too far. This sort of behavior is simply not acceptable or appreciated by an intelligent electorate who will not be browbeaten by our dear leader’s ridiculous opinions on the … Continue reading →

Did you wake up with the sun this morning? I did. Not because I had to; I just did it. Does that make me a better person than you? Yeah, it probably does. Now, I’m not one to brag about … Continue reading →

Yes, sure, you were right. Snopes, Wiki and About dot com, they all agree with you, not me. There is no such thing as split beer and apparently, I was mistaken. In retrospect, I’m not sure what I was thinking. … Continue reading →

When your pants split – like the crotch seams just completely disappear – early on in the afternoon and you’ve still got a lot of things to do so you go about your plans fully aware that the only thing … Continue reading →

I’m dreadful sorry, Bob, for never remembering your name from one time to the next. I may have told you my name seven times before I recognized the disgust in your eyes with each subsequent introduction. I stopped asking after … Continue reading →

She asks about the scratches and bruises found too often on too many parts of my person. I can’t explain them and not in a “my wife must never know” way. I seem to never know what my body’s gotten … Continue reading →

Look, Kelly, I’m worried about what you’re doing and the consequences that may ensue. Take care of yourself. You’re much too fast. You need to find a way to make the parts you have last until your next tuneup, whenever … Continue reading →