Monthly Archives: February 2018

Facing out on the down bound train she stares out the window but sees nothing. She is too close to the glass so breath fogs the pane beyond visibility, and anyway, it’s too dark to see anything at such a … Continue reading →

(Gleefully after Daniel Saftler) Could somebody please explain to me why, every time I go out, anywhere, at any time, wearing a new pair of pants, I find a way immediately to stain them? Moreover, it seems, on that first … Continue reading →

You were right to throw me out. I was irresponsible. I was callow. I was selfish and I never left the seat down. I was a lousy room-mate and deserved my fate. I wasn’t mature. I wasn’t growing. I was … Continue reading →

A newborn body was found in the wreckage. How bittersweet to have survived nine months in such confined spaces to finally experience freedom from the womb only to have such life stolen because of some mechanical failure. There were no … Continue reading →

God bless the current administration and all it represents for it has raised the hopes of every American, native or not. competent or not, coherent or not. that they have the opportunity to accomplish anything. Of course, there are qualities … Continue reading →

The house is quiet. Everyone is asleep as I guard the perimeter ensuring that nothing undesired arrives. My property will not be impinged upon. Only those with approval may storm my gate. Any who meets not my fine standards will … Continue reading →

Hey, Mr. Podcast Man: You’re boring! You ask too many questions that nobody really cares about. Hell, they’re hardly questions. They are barely statements. All you add in your interviews is irrelevancy as you include your voice so damned often … Continue reading →

It got weird, I’ll definitely cop to that, and I’ll do whatever I can to limit that kind of crap going forward. I’m not gonna be stopping by unannounced, just hoping you’re available. I won’t dedicate songs and poems and … Continue reading →

Increasingly my neighbor calls with small requests that require attention. She has no one else or no one else near, so I serve her as best I can. It is not hard what she asks of me though it is … Continue reading →

So glad to hear that you’ve widened your palate and are willing to try more exotic meals, less popular fare in less appealing plates. I’m pleased that you are more experimental now more daring more willing to give the strange … Continue reading →