Monthly Archives: April 2018

I understand. She’s the meow’s pajamas the latest love of your life everything you ever wanted and the pinned beneath your swing. I get it, I think. She’s special, but is she salad special? Sure, you can go out with … Continue reading →

Excuse me. I heard a sneeze so I said “God bless you” to the ether so whomsoever risked the devil entering in had a chance at salvation and it was very polite of you to say “Thank you,” but you … Continue reading →

When you’re feeling strangely monstrous, like you’re only suited for shadows or a hermitage where no one need know any of your darkened deeds, when you can feel your sins just blistering skin scraping off horrible parts of you dragging … Continue reading →

The white bicycle representing his demise where the flowers used to mysteriously appear has itself mysteriously disappeared. The evidence of Bobby’s passing is past tense. His death bike has gone missing, is what I’m saying. I would like to think … Continue reading →

Guru for a fixer upper with no real potential. Mentor to take over life. and fashion into something worth living. Organizer to reorganize what went wrong into something resembling a semblance of normality. A helpmate to resolve all of life’s … Continue reading →

It’s not normal what you’re going through but it’s all right. It’s not healthy how you’re suffering but you’ll survive it. It’s not good what you’re feeling – not at all – but afterwards you’ll feel some Nietzschean relief, I … Continue reading →

"He photographs puddles," she said. "He’s really good." I nodded. She continued. "Occasionally, he sells a picture and it’s a big windfall but the art world is capricious so he doesn’t always make rent." "Sure," I said. "Sometimes," she added, … Continue reading →

It’s OK to talk to people in the room that you don’t know. It’s all right. They won’t mind. If you smile at a stranger there is the faintest possibility the stranger might smile back. In New York the possibility … Continue reading →

You didn’t give me a chance to fuck things up – and I would have. I would have badly. It would have been a car wreck of tremendous proportions, but you didn’t know that. You didn’t have the experience to … Continue reading →

All right, just you need to listen to me. It’s kind of important that you give me a few minutes to get my point across. You’ve been avoiding me and I get it. I do. I understand how I’ve been … Continue reading →