Monthly Archives: June 2018

Little Monster

Look at that face! A face a mother would love ’til her dying day. That boy looks smashing. He’s gonna break a lot of hearts with his enormous hands when he digs deep into chest cavities to grasp out the … Continue reading

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Sincerest Flattery

To all the poets in the tri-state area who are ripping off my words my concepts my phrasing my general style… I see what you’re doing. I can tell. I know. Thank you so much. You have no idea how … Continue reading

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Something Neutral

Pretty sure I owe you an apology for that half-assed compliment I gave at your fifth grade recital the other year. It was knee-jerk and thoughtless and had I thought about it more I would not have been half so … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty

The kitten was very affectionate. Before I sat down it had approached and he was in my lap as soon as I’d formed one. He nipped and nibbled and pounced and played having no suspicions about this strange sweaty man … Continue reading

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Dear Automated Job Search Site Email

with the Do-Not-Reply return address and the subject header of Ten Top Client Relationship Manager Jobs for you but included listings for twelve jobs none of which were for the position of Client Relationship Manager: Look {sigh} I get it. … Continue reading

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