This day.
This experience.
Those animal crackers
and how they have caused us
to be kicked out of bed
in such an innovating
and surprising way.
Wow.

Every time I think you couldn’t possibly disappoint me any more I realize yet again
how I’ve never really put enough faith in you
or your possible accomplishments.
You contain multitudes
and everything I assume
is the end-slash-be all of what you can achieve
is nothing compared to what you finally do.

You are amazing.
I mean that
truly
and I hate you.
I mean that
deeply.
You ruin everything
except theoretical concepts
because their wealth
can never be fully depleted
and so your infinite capacity
to bring me down
never ceases to shock.

Congratulations.
You’ve done it again.