Author Archives: Jonathan Berger

The hill seemed so much bigger then the halls so much wider. That light up there it was dim and this hallway was ominous not quite scary, but it was better to get down it fast. Those were days back … Continue reading →

If the republic is not the republic and the ideals we have sought to safeguard have been disregarded or left the building like some Fat Elvis now lodged in a bathroom of hubris choking on diamonds of discontent and fluffernutter … Continue reading →

Whatever stories you tell at the ocean’s edge Whatever lies you may cry to your lover or any other at the lip of the lake or any other place you may find yourself Whatever songs you write about the river, … Continue reading →

When they put you to the test When they decide how to judge you When the light is put firmly and solidly to you with the wattage up and the blaze flaring before your one good eye When they glare … Continue reading →

Will fuck for food. Will fuck for shelter. Will fuck for sleep for cash for fun. Will fuck for peanut butter pie every fucking day – every fucking hour of every fucking day. will fuck for any sort of cake, … Continue reading →

The winds howl. The windows shudder. The shutters rattle and the rattles, left out by absent-minded marms roll about, pushed by drafts. It is safe here inside while the world beyond these walls appears barren blistered by a preponderance of … Continue reading →

Julian Simon does not believe in peak copper. He insists that we will never run out of this amazing metal that runs through our wires our heating our coinage. Simon says that one hundred years ago we had only fifty … Continue reading →

The rat scurrying across my shoulder in the dark was not seen barely heard hardly smelt but could be felt quite profoundly and will be remembered so very definitely for as long as my skin will crawl. With no visible … Continue reading →

You spin like a dervish, frenzy full, a chasm of chaos ready to swallow any who will fall for the same old lines brazen, brass, embarrassing, big. You go big before going home, that’s for sure, but you’re going home … Continue reading →

I never thought it would happen and my will became word, thought into action. He didn’t make it just like I said it would be. The world I hadn’t imagined would never occur. Such is my power. Thus is my … Continue reading →