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Though you didn’t mean to when we last spoke you provided me a reading list of the many articles I’d need to understand you. With those books under my belt I will have found the means with which to get … Continue reading →

We are made of mistakes: your father’s broken condom my parents’ broken marriage. A sprain, a heartbreak, an error in accounting that left me forced into a college I hadn’t planned. Our meetings and methods are all based on accidents … Continue reading →

Hey, all right. I thought it was time I give you one last chance to go out with me. This is the final offer; after this I’m done. I’ll quit pursuing you. It’s just tiring, all the rejections, and it’s … Continue reading →

When I was cruel I said things that I know I shouldn’t have. I used words with you so often that were offensive and aggressive. I didn’t mean to be mean but I couldn’t find any other way to be … Continue reading →

I am not good at saying “I love you.” I believe it is the kind of phrase that is overused and underproven but that’s not where my troubles end. It is hard for me to let the words to come … Continue reading →

Jack Gilford is dead despite the fact that he seems to be dining right next to me. Perhaps it is his son? Perhaps I’ve gone on too many forums lately and think myself informed but in reality, I simply don’t … Continue reading →

It stands to reason that if time travel will ever be invented then time travel will simply always have been around throughout all of history. So if time travel is ever to exist it exists right now. Which means we … Continue reading →

The established statue wants to get rid of Fearless Girl because she upends the narrative and makes him look look bellicose beligerent a force of danger. So the fixture wants to get rid of the disruptor and return to the … Continue reading →

I wonder if you’re any different than you were before the change because I really like who you are now and now I’m very curious if the you today is an improvement over the you of yesterday. You’re probably in … Continue reading →

Don’t worry too much about the infant’s screams even if they echo off the high ceilings of the church. The Priest may look at you funny (which is strange, since, really, after all, it’s the child he’s got a problem … Continue reading →