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Everybody Dance

The DJ does not get his way. He entreats. He enjoins. He embodies entreaties to elevate the mood getting the music pumped getting everyone on the floor but no one is on the floor. No one is dancing. The room … Continue reading

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Good Buy

I can tell by your look what you want to say. But before you say it take a closer look. Look deep. Just take in what you see before you. This is maybe the most expensive cybernetic shark-slash-sewing machine on … Continue reading

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When the Going Gets Tough

When the going gets tough, the tough get going far away along with the rough, the buff, the fluff and them that just can’t get enough. When the going gets tough, the brave scuff their floors heading for their respective … Continue reading

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That’s What Friends are For

Please stop bitching about your boyfriend when you’re with me. I get that you’re unhappy and need to vent sometimes and it’s true we’ve always shared everything for ever but keep your negative opinions about your lover away from my … Continue reading

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“You’re a Friend of Mine”

The big man’s dancing with the blonde swimmer while the pretender looks on eventually joining in. They are good chums, all, for the moment. Even the pretender (sometimes a lawyer) is feeling kind of neighborly, while noting the big man … Continue reading

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Tarzan, Boy

When he fell from the sky, barely born, no known family – merely minor memories of the corpses he crashed with – did you see the potential within him? Did you believe at that first sight of that strange child … Continue reading

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Sidewalk Talk

I know what you think, but don’t care what you say things haven’t been the same since the good old days when Mould wasn’t queer and women were grrrls and all was right with the world. We played in these … Continue reading

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Bacteriophobia

(Mimi and Rick) When he left he left her with nothing but her solitude. And anger, along with countless charge card payments and a crippling anxiety about growing old alone as well as a certain fear of pathogens. He left … Continue reading

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Perkins’ Advice

Slow down. The good times can’t last forever. Yours is not a replenishable resource. Eventually you’ll have said everything you have to say, written all the words you know in every possible combination that you’re capable of combining. If you … Continue reading

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Last Plastic Rubber Chicken

I knotted a noose around the neck of the last of the plastic rubber chickens I’d ordered from the Remainder Store at the start of the summer. I hung the hardened creature in my window as some sort of humiliated … Continue reading

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