Monthly Archives: February 2018

That ring, the one on your fourth finger, it is very beautiful. That stone is very tasteful. Quite subtle. What kind of jewel is it? Oh! Oh, my. Do you always wear it? How long have you had it? So … Continue reading →

Ha! Stupid bitch just left her peanut butter and blackberry jam donut right there on the counter completely unattended while she gets soy milk for her double macchiato blend or whatever the fuck she’s got there. Silly bitch, to leave … Continue reading →

Think carefully on what you do next. Look out your window and look at your city. See the winds, the rain. Imagine pushing your way past gusts, struggling through whatever tasks you believe are so important. It’s Sunday, for God’s … Continue reading →

Nowhere band, please listen: you’re going nowhere doing nothing making headway in none of the major markets, none of the minor markets… you know where your band has seen some small amount of penetration? Nowhere. That’s where. You guys, you’re … Continue reading →

Luther versus Doom: Who would win? Each one represents the greatest villain of the greatest heroes of the greatest comic company of the greatest decade of the greatest generation – dependent on age. Doctor Doom and Lex Luther; each the … Continue reading →

Once before I tried to write this one but I was not mature enough informed enough wise enough to get the idea across. So, half-cocked, I put it into the world prematurely and the reception it received was anticlimactic at … Continue reading →

I remember you only hazily. An accent, maternal demeanor… … that’s it. Sure, it was long ago, but you were kind to me. Why can’t I etch a stronger impression of you? You were there for the farewell party at … Continue reading →

Fluttering out of my bag, simply bursting with bright energy, was a tiny sprite of a mouse, which sprung from the flap into the murk of my floor never to be seen, quoth the renter, evermore. How wondrous the signs … Continue reading →

I wrote this before we broke up but it really seems to apply just as much today, so I thought I’d share it with you, if I may: There will come a day when words will lose meaning, when we … Continue reading →

The dogs dance on the snowy scape, unsettling the white. Flakes fly about them as they bare teeth and flare tails at one other. Racing, chasing, each outpacing the other in turn only to return to the fold, they gnash … Continue reading →