Monthly Archives: November 2018

It was terribly irresponsible of you to fall for me and tell me you liked me without first doing due diligence and realizing that I’m kind of paranoid and overweight and balding and a little bit batshit fucking crazy. I … Continue reading →

Deals are made after midnight. Deals are made on street corners. Deals are completed under tables in dank back booths while big-haired tight-skirted waitresses look the other way. Deals happen over handshakes. Deals happen over milkshakes. Deals happen over Shake … Continue reading →

It can’t have been easy. Her life had been entirely over there from start to finish but that was finished and she was starting over again over here with nothing and no one helping. I forget that sometimes when I … Continue reading →

At the open mic in front of the strangers he played the song that he wrote just for her. They all rooted for him as she, young gamine, starry-souled looked on, heart fully open and ready to take in whatever … Continue reading →

No, you’re probably right. I’m getting it wrong misunderstanding the sequence. I’m not familiar with all these terms. It’s been a while, y’see. It’s not love. It must be something else that I’m feeling. Something simple or really primitive. Naïve. … Continue reading →

They are bored of me speaking about you. I am bored of me speaking about you. You is by far not my favorite vowel – there is one I am so much more used to luxuriating on and my friends, … Continue reading →

I’m sorry; you’re not doing it right. You’re just not street enough not dark enough nor urban or dangerous or hip enough. You’re just not what we’re looking for. You’re not what anyone’s looking for. You’re not the sort of … Continue reading →

The people I am trying to know sense my ulterior motives even when I do not. They know, somehow, that I only want them for their beauty or wealth, their strength of arms or skill with a stick. They can … Continue reading →

The cars currently on the street are parked based on the spaces available left by the previous attendants much like trees move toward the source of light to grow and twist for best effect. We all are formed from the … Continue reading →

So it looks like we’re gonna have to walk back a bunch of recent decisions. The Tesla’s gotta go. The Malibu vacation? Another year. No gold-encased shrimp boat for the foreseeable and all subscriptions to servant-of-the-month clubs have had to … Continue reading →