Author Archives: Jonathan Berger

When we first met I was more interested in your blonde friend but when you first massaged my cock my priorities sort of shifted. You were so warm and friendly and smart and pretty and willing to do interesting things … Continue reading →

I live on the rags and bones of other people’s lives perhaps because it is easier than finding things of my own. Choosing takes responsibility and it is certainly easier in this land of opportunity to take the opportunity to … Continue reading →

Is it possible that you’ve drunk enough tonight to forget this conversation tomorrow? Might you perhaps be so generous as to lack the memory to recall yesterday when next you wake? Is this a reasonable request? Is it something you … Continue reading →

He said, This is a song about my cat, but then, when you think about it, aren’t all songs really about our cats? We, the audience, thought about it, and finally came to the conclusion that No, we’re afraid not. … Continue reading →

Believe it or not she’s getting better. The tears and tantrums are signs that she’s processing through some of this, at least. Angry as she seems she’s beginning to understand the gravity of the situation and is closer to addressing … Continue reading →

Look at that face! A face a mother would love ’til her dying day. That boy looks smashing. He’s gonna break a lot of hearts with his enormous hands when he digs deep into chest cavities to grasp out the … Continue reading →

To all the poets in the tri-state area who are ripping off my words my concepts my phrasing my general style… I see what you’re doing. I can tell. I know. Thank you so much. You have no idea how … Continue reading →

Pretty sure I owe you an apology for that half-assed compliment I gave at your fifth grade recital the other year. It was knee-jerk and thoughtless and had I thought about it more I would not have been half so … Continue reading →

The kitten was very affectionate. Before I sat down it had approached and he was in my lap as soon as I’d formed one. He nipped and nibbled and pounced and played having no suspicions about this strange sweaty man … Continue reading →

with the Do-Not-Reply return address and the subject header of Ten Top Client Relationship Manager Jobs for you but included listings for twelve jobs none of which were for the position of Client Relationship Manager: Look {sigh} I get it. … Continue reading →