Author Archives: Jonathan Berger

My reverse clone side-eyes me, disgusted. On the alternate plane where he was gene-spliced in a cellular bath on an asteroid belt somewhere near Sirius he conquered his star system in his tweens. By the time he had finished high … Continue reading →

It’s good that you’re writing songs now a step in the right direction but is there any way that you might consider making them just a little bit less Springsteen? No, I don’t. I love Springsteen. I think he’s the … Continue reading →

Lars seems great. He’s smart and tall and definitely into you. So attentive. So attractive. You could do a lot worse than Lars – hell, I know you have, a dozen times. Lars is a catch and I’m proud of … Continue reading →

The secrets you have yet to share are the ones I am most interested in. Whatever aspects you have kept from me are the depths I hope to plumb. I’ll keep digging through your history in the hopes of further … Continue reading →

When there is no one else competing the contest is even harder, for the only person you have to beat is you and the rules you place at the start of the race. And sure, you can cheat in this … Continue reading →

Nine times nine is just the time that my father would have if he were alive. He’d have passed through his decade numbered through nine were he still around, if he but thrived. It’s over two years since my dad … Continue reading →

You wrote about zombies and now you’re dead. You always seemed so sincere in your work so the irony might have been lost on you even were you living. I can’t imagine what would kill you. You seemed so vibrant … Continue reading →

I have written a poem that I am unable to present in the way it was intend-ed. This this this poem was meanT to be read in a style that I do not belieeeeve anything should be read in. It … Continue reading →

Even though I don’t know myself anymore and even when I did I didn’t really know what I wanted, and may not ever even by the time I’m eighty, even if you were ten pounds lighter or ten points prettier, … Continue reading →

Well, that was a blast what with all the naked and the touching and the licking and that steamy sweat. I lost more calories than I think I took in this week and there was a moment there where if … Continue reading →