Author Archives: Jonathan Berger

I’ve been looking around seeking some reason to keep on keeping on. It hasn’t been easy to find the motivation when you’re not motivated to find it but I’ve been struggling to see something through the mists or fog or … Continue reading →

God’s sake, don’t leave me behind. I can catch up, eventually. Give me the chance and I’ll reach your level, I know it. I can do it. I will follow I will race I will chase your behind until I’m … Continue reading →

There is a flower in that field. Let it grow. Let it grow. It’s beauty cannot be contained. Let it shine. Let it glow. The world will trash it at its whim. Let it go. Seeds will blow. Time will … Continue reading →

We’ve been talking about getting together for years but it never seems to get anywhere. We continue to act like we’re friends but we never actually act on that friendship. We are posers I think and will not do what … Continue reading →

He knows something is wrong. He can smell it in the frozen air. He senses somewhere that something is amiss in the Force (or the Source as Kirby called it beforehand – yet another example of the King being crushed … Continue reading →

She says, “can’t you do anything else?” as I look over her shoulder, hoping that someday she’ll finish her math. “Of course I can,” I say, “but I can’t imagine anything that would give me more pleasure that sitting here, … Continue reading →

For all the myriad social and aesthetic crimes that can be placed at the feet of Solvognen, the performance art troop that initially played the prank that grew to become SantaCom, crawling across forty countries and a billion bars, they … Continue reading →

If you fuck me, I’d really appreciate it. If you would fuck me, it could be such fun. It might be a story you tell all your friends, ’bout when you fucked that one guy and then run. I’d buy … Continue reading →

When you’re feeling small when the world is crushing down with more force than Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam you can scream out your story and should. You can whisper it or even simply blink out your miserable tale in … Continue reading →

Regarding your party: so far I have had a miserable time at your event. Because you are so assuredly popular, negotiating anything since entering your building has proven most frustrating. Were you any less charming or less familiar with so … Continue reading →