Author Archives: Jonathan Berger

I don’t want to see you tonight even though I really want to see you because passions is high like the temperature and I’m afraid of what I may do under such tempestuous conditions. Control around you has been hard … Continue reading →

I know how you look at me: tired with pain and I feel pretty sure we won’t do this again. Still, I will wish you well and hope that you live receiving all treasures the world has to give. But … Continue reading →

Thank you for being civil. Thanks for not making a scene. Thank you for going out of your way to spare my feelings thus limiting the humiliation. Thanks for being nicer than you needed to be or even wanted to … Continue reading →

When the choice was made and the left got beat, I thought we’d have to wait a while but in the weeks that followed, people hollered and the administration faced trials. I grew up, stood up, defending my rights, while … Continue reading →

Look you know I love you and I’ve got your back and you can have me in the divorce or whatever but, all that in mind, you could have been less of a dick. I mean, I can see her … Continue reading →

The Guam Touristry Board would like you to know that everything’s fine. There is nothing to worry about. If you just look away for a moment, everything will soon be back to normal. The Architectural Association of Guam would like … Continue reading →

In an awful way I hope that it’s true and the worst in fact occurred and this isn’t just another accidental game of telephone. I hope that someone is not playing with our hearts and heads again but then it … Continue reading →

Sometimes I lie. Sometimes I wring my words out to find newer more practical meanings. Sometimes I practically deceive, I detract, I deteriorate concepts, alter them around my choices and then define everything else in entirely new ways. Sometimes, accidentally, … Continue reading →

I thought I knew what love was. I thought I understood what it was to share to be with someone to care to love and be loved. I thought I comprehended these basic things but when I see the relationship … Continue reading →

I hope you fail more. I hope your failures grow your incompetence proves obvious. I hope that the erroneous information you often expound upon increases incrementally until escalating into excruciating areas. I hope your mistakes are big and frequent and … Continue reading →