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About Jonathan Berger

I used to write quite a bit more.

Season’s Meetings

Posted on December 17, 2011 - 11:29 pm by Jonathan Berger

SEASON’S MEETINGS What do I want for Christmas? Oh, gosh, that’s really unnecessary. Thank you, but I’d just as soon have peace on earth. But seriously… To celebrate the birth of your god, I think you should give me your … Continue reading →

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X-Mas Theories

Posted on December 17, 2011 - 9:15 pm by Jonathan Berger

X-MAS THEORIES The X stands for the cross he was killed on which is strange since that didn’t happen around this time of year. Neither did his birth, of course. Jesse – his real name. His nom de guerre, at … Continue reading →

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EEE

Posted on December 17, 2011 - 8:16 pm by Jonathan Berger

EEE There’s this movie I was watching, called Blind Lovers about the occularly impaired trying to get it on. Affirmative Action porn. Not a lot was happening in the flick, more like a naked game of Marco Polo which is … Continue reading →

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Something Like

Posted on December 17, 2011 - 7:27 pm by Jonathan Berger

SOMETHING LIKE Hey, Johnny, where’s that hot wife of yours? You don’t seem to bring her around so much these days. Any reason? I miss that girl and the inappropriate conversations we used to have, bandying about words like “erotic … Continue reading →

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Wary Christmas

Posted on December 17, 2011 - 7:14 pm by Jonathan Berger

WARY CHRISTMAS Happy holidays. See the mistletoe? I offer it in place of a flag to you in hopes of kissing out fight goodbye. Which brings us to our uncivil war with words as weapons and insinuation and shame and … Continue reading →

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Happily Nevers

Posted on December 12, 2011 - 9:30 pm by Jonathan Berger

HAPPILY NEVERS There are days that are all hazy, where no sunlight shines and all brightness comes from memory. I do not want that memory. I prefer the darkness. Tell me of no Happily Evers Sing me no sappy love … Continue reading →

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Stormy Cs

Posted on December 12, 2011 - 9:21 pm by Jonathan Berger

STORMY Cs It wouldn’t have worked out. She was too clever for me. Too kind, too tight and eager. She would not have stayed the course on such stormy seas. It could not have passed the test of time. We … Continue reading →

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Crickets

Posted on December 12, 2011 - 8:58 pm by Jonathan Berger

CRICKETS Are there any minorities out there? I’m not judging, I’m just wondering. … It’s not like I’m prejudiced or anything; I’m Jewish, myself. Don’t worry, though. I’m not one of those whiney Jewey Jews. I’m a little bit different … Continue reading →

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The Road Needs

Posted on December 11, 2011 - 5:07 pm by Jonathan Berger

THE ROAD NEEDS Am I jealous? Fuck yeah. Do I wish I was with her instead of him? Sorta. Do I wish I was him? Oh god no. No, see, he’s a dick a prick he’s totally sick and he’s … Continue reading →

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Bygones, And All

Posted on December 11, 2011 - 4:59 pm by Jonathan Berger

BYGONES, AND ALL Come on over: Why so shaky? What’s the worst? I mean, really, how bad could it be to come back here and talk to me. Bygones, and all. Forgiveness, you know? And, after all, that girl I … Continue reading →

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