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So, if you’re in the back yard bushes of some high school house party and you’re blowing some guy you just met because you’re really drunk and he says you have nice eyes and he’s getting a little rough with … Continue reading →

The radio host said “A woman could have solved cancer 200 years ago, probably, but her family told her to go back into the kitchen and cook and clean. So we still have cancer.” The radio host is clever but … Continue reading →

I just want to be left alone why can no one understand that? If they just leave me be this will all be over so much quicker. I was pretty upset when I stormed up here locking myself away from … Continue reading →

No, this is important. You have to take some responsibility for what you selected. If you ordered it you gotta finish it. Despite your fullish attitude you gotta eat that food, dude. You know there are people starving in China, … Continue reading →

Excuse me but you are at a booth that seats six and you’re eating alone. If you could perhaps move to a smaller table one appropriate for a group your size my friends and I would very much appreciate it. … Continue reading →

This is the last fucking time I am ever letting Artemis talk me into any fucking thing ever fucking again. “A party’ll be fun!” “When your parents leave town they never check up on you.” “Come on! Why not?” Fuck … Continue reading →

I’m all right. I’ll be alright. I’ll get better. This will pass. I will not be in this forever. I will feel better than this. I will be in a more optimistic state. I will find that chipper mood. I … Continue reading →

I told the comic to kill the funny business about national politics. "Everyone here is on the same side," I said, "and every time you mention the president you’re not gonna convince anyone of anything. "Moreover," I said, "it reminds … Continue reading →

I should have gone to your show like I wanted to and watched you nervously handle the mic and the crowd and your excellent songs where you sing of longing and emptiness and unrequited feelings – all the things that … Continue reading →

He really hadn’t wanted the evening to go this way. Jacob’s a people-pleaser and he is never himself pleased when people get upset with him ever since he got blamed for Sister’s sprained ankle when they played tag out in … Continue reading →