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Mrs. Johnson, in her nineties, no longer has to worry about the color line or the gender line or the widow line. Everyone’s a widow at her age – except for the widowers – and a ninety eight year old … Continue reading →

That sure is a whole lot of tits in that piece and I think I see two multi-gendered groins to boot. Is that what the artist was going for, do you think? A cornucopia of sexual organs? Are breasts really … Continue reading →

Sometimes the worst of circumstances yield strangely positive results like when you realize your job is so shitty it doesn’t matter what you do and you start looking for ways to get fired and suddenly going in becomes lot of … Continue reading →

In my defense I didn’t know. In my defense I assumed I knew better than the professionals than those with experience than those that had been provided super secret information that I had not been privy to. I figured I … Continue reading →

(After Harmontown) Danny’s gramma is pretty cool. Danny’s gramma killed a guy but it was a while ago; he’d probably be dead by now anyway. Danny’s gramma had her throat cut but still fought the guy off. After, she called … Continue reading →

All right; you might not realize all of it so I’m gonna break it down for you: if you sleep with other people in our home you are considering breaking up. If you take footage of other people naked in … Continue reading →

If you could read my mind you’d uncover a history of wounds and slights dating back to the first. Then again you can easily see my sensibilities by peeping my ride. Each dent in my car is a bruise upon … Continue reading →

Shit, it used to be easier, didn’t it, Bucky? You used to be able to get down in the dirt and get it done in no time flat but now, it seems, it’s all so much harder. When did it … Continue reading →

You say “love conquers everything,” but I still have my doubts considering all the bodies you had buried coming out. Still from all the words I gather from your most self-righteous plea I hear you guys were destined; you were … Continue reading →

Cool it. It’s all right. You don’t have to rush. There is no need for speed. You can take this at whatever pace you need. We have no deadline nor any requirements as to when to arrive. We can enjoy … Continue reading →