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Saying Something Sexy

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 4:35 pm by Jonathan Berger

Oh, how I hunger for another taste of that delicious thigh meat. I have not partaken in so long and truly do I miss it. I have been off cold turkey for many months and with every passing day it … Continue reading →

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Enjoy the Silence

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 4:01 pm by Jonathan Berger

Shut it. Shut it down. Shut it off. Just shut up. Stop talking in your incessant increasingly annoying way. Leave it alone. Leave us be. Turn your voice off so we can get back to what’s important which is not … Continue reading →

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Inadequate Mono

Posted on April 30, 2012 - 3:52 pm by Jonathan Berger

It’s been too long – and I should know. Since we last met my vision’s gone blurry: everything that is not you it appears is simply not worth seeing. Colors are muted and my favorite songs seem irrelevant in your … Continue reading →

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All Apologies # 019

Posted on April 29, 2012 - 10:43 pm by Jonathan Berger

Please , do not misconstrue my meaning or intent. This is not so much an apology as it is an explanation – though certainly, I’m sad that you’ve gotten this upset. I was drunk, see, and frustrated, and it was … Continue reading →

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Personal History

Posted on April 7, 2012 - 4:00 pm by Jonathan Berger

PERSONAL HISTORY [CATEGORY 2012,30-30] Since our time apart I’ve had certain hours to fill, so I’ve been researching your genealogy to have a better understanding of what I’d gotten involved in. The furthest back I could go was a witch … Continue reading →

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Big Fat Daddy

Posted on March 26, 2012 - 9:34 pm by Jonathan Berger

BIG FAT DADDY Here’s a Big Fat Daddy looking for a Sugar Mamma to bite. I’m a Big Fat Daddy looking for a Sugar Mamma to bite. I want a crazy kinda lady who provides for my ginormous appetite. I’m … Continue reading →

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Lessons for the Generations

Posted on March 26, 2012 - 9:34 pm by Jonathan Berger

LESSONS FOR THE GENERATIONS Mom, Dad: The molestation has got to stop. Granted, it makes a fellah feel loved but not in the ways this fellah wants these days. I know: You were brought up in different times with different … Continue reading →

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All Apologies #892

Posted on March 20, 2012 - 2:08 pm by Jonathan Berger

ALL APOLOGIES #892 Apologies to Anna: I didn’t know you were so drunk or that it was your first time. I didn’t realize that you’d be upset that I’d brag about it after we left the bathroom or how angry … Continue reading →

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To The Guy I Tripped on on my Way to the Stage

Posted on March 20, 2012 - 12:16 am by Jonathan Berger

TO THE GUY I TRIPPED ON ON MY WAY TO THE STAGE Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You fucking retard. Why would you stand there knowing I was coming this way? Didn’t it occur to you that someone important might … Continue reading →

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A Product Request

Posted on March 19, 2012 - 7:46 pm by Jonathan Berger

A PRODUCT REQUEST More boob. The photos you send me online should show more boobage and more fishnet and more slut. The cleavage quotient that you provide is diminished, deteriorated and takes too long to download. There should be more … Continue reading →

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