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It’s OK if you want to come over. There’s room at my place. I’ve been doing some cleaning making the place presentable should you ever want to make the trip. If tonight’s the night, I just need a last few … Continue reading →

There was a place where they wrote songs. They wrote them short. They wrote them long. They wrote them long. They wrote them short. They did it all with boss support. They wrote the songs on Music Row and all … Continue reading →

The lesson you learn is if you let yourself be vulnerable others will will see your weakness and offer to help and save you from the encroaching cold and leave you in a better position than you would have otherwise … Continue reading →

Your old, old old old friend is in town and you haven’t seen her in a long, long long long time but there’s this new white peach soda that’s available tonight at this club you go to and they’ve got … Continue reading →

The mentor sits at the feet of the student impatiently waiting for the presentation to begin. He attempts to display placidity but the student is slow, stupid, and wasting everybody’s time with today’s display of hubris. The mentor will provide … Continue reading →

This is important and I should’ve said this before like before the yelling and the throwing and the tearing and my cries but when I’m telling you that you’ve got to make changes in your life that frankly everything you’re … Continue reading →

It was terribly irresponsible of you to fall for me and tell me you liked me without first doing due diligence and realizing that I’m kind of paranoid and overweight and balding and a little bit batshit fucking crazy. I … Continue reading →

Deals are made after midnight. Deals are made on street corners. Deals are completed under tables in dank back booths while big-haired tight-skirted waitresses look the other way. Deals happen over handshakes. Deals happen over milkshakes. Deals happen over Shake … Continue reading →

It can’t have been easy. Her life had been entirely over there from start to finish but that was finished and she was starting over again over here with nothing and no one helping. I forget that sometimes when I … Continue reading →

At the open mic in front of the strangers he played the song that he wrote just for her. They all rooted for him as she, young gamine, starry-souled looked on, heart fully open and ready to take in whatever … Continue reading →